Hello Internet!

Hi Internet! This Bane. Bane very excited to join up to Internet.

To be honest, Bane didn't think Internet would be around long; just seemed like "fad" when Bane first hear about it. Besides, Bane very busy hurting Batman at the time (perhaps you heard???). But now Bane just get AOL dial-up service and VERY excited about possiblities. There SO MUCH to see on computer! Bane saw this one videos with some kid dancing around like he in Star Wars but he really just a fat kid. SO FUNNY! Bane also see Bud Dwyer shoot himself. It make Bane miss family back in South America.

Okay, Bane need to go check on lunch. Hot Pocket wait for no man, even if that man Bane.

See you soon!