It Monday!

Bane hate Mondays. You know who else hate Mondays? Bane favorite fat cat, Garfield!

Garfield very funny cat. He always know something to say or do when Jon being pickledick. This one strip Jon give Garfield shirt (cats with shirts? LOL!) that say "Wide Load" on it. In next panel, shirt is sticking out Jon mouth and ears. HA HA HA! Oh man, Bane wanted to do that to Killer Croc when Bane find out Croc sell Bane fake Pelle Pelle shirt. Ten bucks such good deal Bane not realize that there only one 'l' in each word on shirt. Bane not want to wear Pele Pele shirt. That stupid.

Anyway, Bane like Garfiled alot, but Bane not sure Bane would want cat like Garfield. If cat gave Bane lip Bane would punch cat in butthole so hard it make cat intestine go straight and fly out cat mouth like fleshy grapple hook. Bane not think it would ever come to that though. Bane think Garfield and Bane would have plenty good times whacking spiders with newspapers and eating lasagna (when Bane can afford it, Bane not made of money).

See you soon!