Infinite Crapsis!

Since Bane get sweet new dial up service, Bane see there many websites dedicated to talking about comic books. Websites have many people with many opinions, most of which very stupid if you ask Bane. However, Bane see many mentions of Infinite Crisis and how Batman involved (you know, the man Bane broke back of???), so Bane go check it out.

BANE. VERY. ANGRY.

There whole situation going on with super-villains uniting and this first time Bane hear about it? What, just because Bane phone disconnected for several month, suddenly Lex Luthor no interested in Bane and his back-breaking knees? Oooo, so sorry Lex Luthor, Bane no have money like you! Bane not able to afford CELL PHONE! Society call crazy-ass Shadow Thief but not Bane? It not like they not know how to find Bane. Deathstroke find Catman (CAT! FUCKING! MAN! Give Bane a break!) in Africa! Bane live in small place in New York, America!

Bane very offended by non-gesture. Bane going to start OWN Secret Society! Bane call it Bane Super Hang-Out Back Break Squad! Bane have Venom and strong knees! Bane looking for others to join up. If you interested in Bane Super Hang-Out Back Break Squad (BSHOBBS!) leave good comment. Maybe Bane like it and you and Bane go out for chicken wings and you tell Bane in person why you need to be on squad.

See you soon!