Sucker for Stagetime!
Hey everyone, Bane want to thank people who came to see Bane in Odd Couple last weekend at Outer Gotham Regional Fire Hall. Bane appreciate support very much.
Bane originally get role of Oscar when Bane try out, but Bane no interested in being typecast, so Bane break director back over strong knee until director cast Bane as Felix. Bane play thug or slob too many time in regional theatre and Bane no want audience sick of Bane before Bane get to big-time stage!
It very awkward to play character so neat, but Bane do very well. Night of show, Bane add flourish like wearing frilly apron and talking like gay to show Bane can play gay, because Bane hear casting agent for Queer As Folk in audience. (*NOTE* Bane no gay. Bane straight. REAL STRAIGHT. Killer Croc, though, Bane no sure. He keep very neat sewer den, and most gays have very clean stuff) Director not too happy with Bane adding stuff on night of show and not telling him, but Bane just point at knee and nod and director understand.
Bane hoping to see great review of show in Sunday paper, but paper only have stupid stuff in it, like "Why play Felix gay? Who cast big, dumb, mask guy in role of Felix? Why Felix keep saying own name over and over? This very bad play!" Hey, carbunkle, you no blame Bane for bad show! Blame stupid writer! Neil Simon? What a dumb name! It no Bane fault Mr. No Last Name not write anything good for Bane to play with on stage. Bane need depth, something to chew on, not just "Oh, Felix sad Felix wife left Felix. Oh, Oscar, stop putting feet on table!" And what wrong with putting feet on table anyhow? Bane put feet on table. Well, Bane would, if Bane had table. Bane only have TV dinner tray on two bricks in front of couch, but it good enough for Bane.
Anyhow, Bane say thank you for support! Come see Bane again when Bane in new play!
See you soon!
Bane originally get role of Oscar when Bane try out, but Bane no interested in being typecast, so Bane break director back over strong knee until director cast Bane as Felix. Bane play thug or slob too many time in regional theatre and Bane no want audience sick of Bane before Bane get to big-time stage!
It very awkward to play character so neat, but Bane do very well. Night of show, Bane add flourish like wearing frilly apron and talking like gay to show Bane can play gay, because Bane hear casting agent for Queer As Folk in audience. (*NOTE* Bane no gay. Bane straight. REAL STRAIGHT. Killer Croc, though, Bane no sure. He keep very neat sewer den, and most gays have very clean stuff) Director not too happy with Bane adding stuff on night of show and not telling him, but Bane just point at knee and nod and director understand.
Bane hoping to see great review of show in Sunday paper, but paper only have stupid stuff in it, like "Why play Felix gay? Who cast big, dumb, mask guy in role of Felix? Why Felix keep saying own name over and over? This very bad play!" Hey, carbunkle, you no blame Bane for bad show! Blame stupid writer! Neil Simon? What a dumb name! It no Bane fault Mr. No Last Name not write anything good for Bane to play with on stage. Bane need depth, something to chew on, not just "Oh, Felix sad Felix wife left Felix. Oh, Oscar, stop putting feet on table!" And what wrong with putting feet on table anyhow? Bane put feet on table. Well, Bane would, if Bane had table. Bane only have TV dinner tray on two bricks in front of couch, but it good enough for Bane.
Anyhow, Bane say thank you for support! Come see Bane again when Bane in new play!
See you soon!
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