PopoWOW!

Bane big music fan. Bane have huge cassette collection. Bane mostly listen to hard rock. Here Bane favorite bands:

-KoRn
-Metallica
-Cannibal Corpse!!! (OH MAN THEY PUMP UP BANE SOOOO HARD!)
-Coal Chamber

But once in while there song so hot that not metal, even Bane unable to ignore. Bane favorite new song little ditty called "PopoZão."

Oh man, tribal beat and crazy Internet guy dancing to song make Bane get all crazy! Bane not know who is K-Fed, but now Bane very excited to hear rest of work. Bane look all over for tape of K-Fed work, but Bane not find anything. Music store clerk laugh at Bane for asking for tape of K-Fed, which made Bane very angry, but Bane show restraint. Instead of breaking back, Bane break spine of Clap Hands Yeah CD clerk have in hand (Bane not completely know name of band because it dumb name. Who call band such dumb name? If Bane have band, Bane would call band "Bane and the Blades!" or "KillBane!" or something cool. Who in band that dumb, Killer Croc?). Then Bane point and say "that have symbolism. Think about it."

Bane think there big career ahead for K-Fed. Bane hear lot of talent in song. Bane agree with crazy Internet guy dancing when he say song "Fire!" It totally fire. Bane play this song for right girl, Bane guarantee Bane go home with girl.

PopoZão you soon!