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Hello again, readers, Bane back!
Bane sorry Bane not update over past couple days. Bane very busy at new temp job. "Temp job?" you ask Bane. "Bane not need temp job! Bane have strong knees and sweet mask!" Ha ha, that what Bane say at first as well. But soon Bane realize that Bane need money somehow and this easiest way to do it and still allow Bane time to audition and write.
Recently Bane work at major credit card company. Bane knew job not last long when Bane show up on first day in best dress clothes and contact person say "Uhm, that best clothing in closet?" Listen, cheddarfuck, Bane have nice short-sleeved white shirt and Garfield tie (Garfield tie have Garfield whacking Odie with newspaper. Man, Odie SO stupid!). Apparently Garfield not COOL enough for corporate America! Anyhoo, Bane then get asked "What the deal with mask?" Bane tell person that Bane not need to explain awesome mask to them. Office jerk say it not part of proper office attire. Bane tell office jerk Bane fist in office jerk butthole not proper either. Subject dropped. Bane and mask = 1, stupid office jerk = 0.
Bane crunch numbers for hours, then Bane hear people singing "Happy Birthday." Bane walk over to start singing and office people all stop singing. Office jerk come over and tell Bane that temps not allowed to join in office festivities. Bane get angry and break birthday cake over knee. Bane love cake, so it hurt Bane a LOT to break delicious cake over knee, but Bane had to make point. Then Bane go back to cube and finish Ramen noodles.
Second day Bane come back and office jerk tell Bane that Bane on thin ice with company. Bane need to know how to behave. Bane not like being told how to act, but Bane keep mouth shut for time being. After several hours of looking at customer files, Bane get headache and go to break room. Bane look for lunch in refridgerator (peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich with can of tuna...YUM!), but Bane not see lunch. Someone steal lunch of Bane! Bane get very angry and throw fridge through wall. Office jerk see all this and fire Bane on spot. Bane not care. Bane think office jerk steal Bane lunch anyhow, since Bane swear Bane smell mayo on office jerk breath when he fire Bane.
So Bane make a few dollars to pay for dial-up service and keep electricity on in house. Bane no office monkey, though. Bane a big star. Bane know that this time for paying dues, and after dues paid, Bane get paid. Bane get paid real good, then Bane buy awesome stuff like roll-up piano. Then Bane able to compose ANYWHERE score to screenplay Bane writing. Bane get much more done that way.
See you soon!
Bane sorry Bane not update over past couple days. Bane very busy at new temp job. "Temp job?" you ask Bane. "Bane not need temp job! Bane have strong knees and sweet mask!" Ha ha, that what Bane say at first as well. But soon Bane realize that Bane need money somehow and this easiest way to do it and still allow Bane time to audition and write.
Recently Bane work at major credit card company. Bane knew job not last long when Bane show up on first day in best dress clothes and contact person say "Uhm, that best clothing in closet?" Listen, cheddarfuck, Bane have nice short-sleeved white shirt and Garfield tie (Garfield tie have Garfield whacking Odie with newspaper. Man, Odie SO stupid!). Apparently Garfield not COOL enough for corporate America! Anyhoo, Bane then get asked "What the deal with mask?" Bane tell person that Bane not need to explain awesome mask to them. Office jerk say it not part of proper office attire. Bane tell office jerk Bane fist in office jerk butthole not proper either. Subject dropped. Bane and mask = 1, stupid office jerk = 0.
Bane crunch numbers for hours, then Bane hear people singing "Happy Birthday." Bane walk over to start singing and office people all stop singing. Office jerk come over and tell Bane that temps not allowed to join in office festivities. Bane get angry and break birthday cake over knee. Bane love cake, so it hurt Bane a LOT to break delicious cake over knee, but Bane had to make point. Then Bane go back to cube and finish Ramen noodles.
Second day Bane come back and office jerk tell Bane that Bane on thin ice with company. Bane need to know how to behave. Bane not like being told how to act, but Bane keep mouth shut for time being. After several hours of looking at customer files, Bane get headache and go to break room. Bane look for lunch in refridgerator (peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich with can of tuna...YUM!), but Bane not see lunch. Someone steal lunch of Bane! Bane get very angry and throw fridge through wall. Office jerk see all this and fire Bane on spot. Bane not care. Bane think office jerk steal Bane lunch anyhow, since Bane swear Bane smell mayo on office jerk breath when he fire Bane.
So Bane make a few dollars to pay for dial-up service and keep electricity on in house. Bane no office monkey, though. Bane a big star. Bane know that this time for paying dues, and after dues paid, Bane get paid. Bane get paid real good, then Bane buy awesome stuff like roll-up piano. Then Bane able to compose ANYWHERE score to screenplay Bane writing. Bane get much more done that way.
See you soon!
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