SPAM!
Bane get e-mail. Bane get ton of e-mail at sweet G-Mail address. Bane have to thank KGBeast for G-Mail invite, because Bane not big fan of Hotmail. Bane get lot of spam at Hotmail account.
At first, Bane not understand spam. Bane think Bane get e-mail from new villain Shivering O. Waxing. Bane think "hm, interesting. Bane could see team-up in near future with Shiv. Maybe after robbery, Bane and Shiv go out for chicken wing." But Bane very confused at offer about size of Bane penis. "Hey, get that pencil dick thick and heavy 30 seconds guaranteed!" Bane get very mad at Shiv. Here some new super-villain challenging Bane wang? Very brave! Shiv never see Bane wang! Bane wang HUGE. Bane pee muscle just as big as other Bane muscles. Yes, Bane see impression on reader face. Bane have sex three time and all women and women all say "Bane so big and huge!"
Bane go out on town and hunt down Shivering O. Waxing. Bane shakedown hotspots across town. Eventually Bane so angry Bane need Hot Pocket to relax. Bane check e-mail again and find more e-mail about same thing. This make Bane VERY mad, so Bane start polishing knee for good breaking, but Bane notice weird name for many e-mail, like Re:[6] :), and Bane not know any alien. Bane eventually learn that just advertisement e-mail from annoying Spambot. There no Shivering O. Waxing! Bane feel a little better, but rest assured, when Bane find Spambot, Bane break Spambot like thousand Batmans. Bane hate robots.
E-mail Bane at talktobane @ gmail.com. But not spam. If you know where Spambot live, tell Bane. Bane buy Ham N Cheese Hot Pocket for reward. Don't deny delicious offer!
See you soon!
At first, Bane not understand spam. Bane think Bane get e-mail from new villain Shivering O. Waxing. Bane think "hm, interesting. Bane could see team-up in near future with Shiv. Maybe after robbery, Bane and Shiv go out for chicken wing." But Bane very confused at offer about size of Bane penis. "Hey, get that pencil dick thick and heavy 30 seconds guaranteed!" Bane get very mad at Shiv. Here some new super-villain challenging Bane wang? Very brave! Shiv never see Bane wang! Bane wang HUGE. Bane pee muscle just as big as other Bane muscles. Yes, Bane see impression on reader face. Bane have sex three time and all women and women all say "Bane so big and huge!"
Bane go out on town and hunt down Shivering O. Waxing. Bane shakedown hotspots across town. Eventually Bane so angry Bane need Hot Pocket to relax. Bane check e-mail again and find more e-mail about same thing. This make Bane VERY mad, so Bane start polishing knee for good breaking, but Bane notice weird name for many e-mail, like Re:[6] :), and Bane not know any alien. Bane eventually learn that just advertisement e-mail from annoying Spambot. There no Shivering O. Waxing! Bane feel a little better, but rest assured, when Bane find Spambot, Bane break Spambot like thousand Batmans. Bane hate robots.
E-mail Bane at talktobane @ gmail.com. But not spam. If you know where Spambot live, tell Bane. Bane buy Ham N Cheese Hot Pocket for reward. Don't deny delicious offer!
See you soon!
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