Snakes on a Bane!

Oh no, Bane just see trailer for new Sam Jackson movie. It called "Snakes on a Plane." This sound very creepy to Bane. Bane no like snake. Snake and Bane natural adversary. Most think Batman and Bane natural adversary, but snake come before Batman.

One day when Bane just little Bane, Bane find small pile of awesome broken glass. Glass many different color, and excite Bane, since Bane family very poor and no can afford glass. All our liquid kept in skein made of old rubber glove and dog skin. Bane try to grab glass to play with when Bane hear rattle. "Who there, a baby?" Bane ask, but no reply. "This glass belong to Bane, baby," I said. "You take stupid rattle and go home or Bane crack baby back over knee" (Bane not strong enough to break back over knee. Bane still learning).

Rattle no stop at magnificent Bane threat, so Bane just go for glass again. Bane put broken glass in pants to carry home when snake jump out of grass beside glass and bite Bane! Bane get very angry and drop glass. Then Bane grab snake and try to crack snake back over knee. SNAKE NO CRACK, SNAKE JUST WRAP AROUND BANE KNEE AND BITE BANE IN LEG! This crazy to Bane! Bane never know anything Bane could no break or crack over knee before snake! Bane run away, and now Bane still avoid snake.

Bane not interested in seeing Sam Jackson movie, even though he see all Sam Jackson movie before. Bane have favorite Sam Jackson movie, it called "The Man." Oh wow, it sooooooo funny! Bane get kick to see Sam Jackson be so mad at crazy brillo hair white man be all "I black, homey! I bad ass man too!" L!O!L!Z! But snake and Bane? Not very fun thing for Bane to mix.

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