Bane HATE Crocodile!
Okay, Bane MAD! Some reader send Bane link, and it make Bane blood SIZZLE!!! Bane go out back and punch cinder block for 2 hour after reading blog.
Killer Croc total jerk. He think he sooooo cool with bootleg DVD business. He say it lucrative market, and Batman too busy catching Joker to worry about crocodile in movie theatre with camcorder. It not like he good at filming anyway. Bane see copy of "Failure To Launch" Croc film (Bane big SJP fan. She so sexy and funny on "Sex City" show!) and camera work all shaky. If Bane take Venom and watch, Bane probably pass out! Croc say it only because I see five minute of film before Best Buy worker make Bane leave (OH, SO SORRY Best Buy! Bane no have DVD player at home! You SOOOO much better than Bane!), but Bane say it because of stupid crocodile fingers.
He total two-face. Not THAT Two-Face, cheddarball! He two-face. Last week he stop over to Bane house and ask to borrow copy of Greendog: The Beached Surfer Dude for Genesis, and thank Bane for being good guy. Then he tell people it his copy of game and he never come to Bane house because Bane suck! Bane get so mad Bane go to Croc place and take game back and break Croc favorite snowglobe over knee. Bane get home to play game and find out Croc switch out game chip inside cartridge with Batman Forever! That game worst Genesis game EVER! Bane want to be bad guy and break Batman, but game only let Bane be Batman or Robin! Ugh! And Bane not even in game! How video game leave out Bane? Riddler in game, but show of hand, Riddler, who break Batman back over strong knee? Oh, Bane only see Bane hand in air! This game stupid.
Killer Croc get what coming to him. Bane so sick of his crap. Bane not even know why he still call himself "Killer" Croc. Regular crocodile kill more people than Killer Croc; Bane say he change name to "Underachiever Croc" because that what he is. But that not matter because Bane going to take out Killer Croc. Bane watch "Crocodile Hunter" movie! Scared? Bane angry now, and when Bane angry, stuff break over Bane knee.
See you soon.
Killer Croc total jerk. He think he sooooo cool with bootleg DVD business. He say it lucrative market, and Batman too busy catching Joker to worry about crocodile in movie theatre with camcorder. It not like he good at filming anyway. Bane see copy of "Failure To Launch" Croc film (Bane big SJP fan. She so sexy and funny on "Sex City" show!) and camera work all shaky. If Bane take Venom and watch, Bane probably pass out! Croc say it only because I see five minute of film before Best Buy worker make Bane leave (OH, SO SORRY Best Buy! Bane no have DVD player at home! You SOOOO much better than Bane!), but Bane say it because of stupid crocodile fingers.
He total two-face. Not THAT Two-Face, cheddarball! He two-face. Last week he stop over to Bane house and ask to borrow copy of Greendog: The Beached Surfer Dude for Genesis, and thank Bane for being good guy. Then he tell people it his copy of game and he never come to Bane house because Bane suck! Bane get so mad Bane go to Croc place and take game back and break Croc favorite snowglobe over knee. Bane get home to play game and find out Croc switch out game chip inside cartridge with Batman Forever! That game worst Genesis game EVER! Bane want to be bad guy and break Batman, but game only let Bane be Batman or Robin! Ugh! And Bane not even in game! How video game leave out Bane? Riddler in game, but show of hand, Riddler, who break Batman back over strong knee? Oh, Bane only see Bane hand in air! This game stupid.
Killer Croc get what coming to him. Bane so sick of his crap. Bane not even know why he still call himself "Killer" Croc. Regular crocodile kill more people than Killer Croc; Bane say he change name to "Underachiever Croc" because that what he is. But that not matter because Bane going to take out Killer Croc. Bane watch "Crocodile Hunter" movie! Scared? Bane angry now, and when Bane angry, stuff break over Bane knee.
See you soon.
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