Bane Not on Side of Milk Carton!
Ugh. There day, and then there day.
Bane soooo excited about inclusion in Infinite Crisis and right after Bane post last post, Bane AOL dial-up connection go out! Bane get super mad and break complimentary AOL mousepad over knee. This took very long time since neoprene not want to break, but Bane very determined.
After Bane teach mousepad lesson, Bane call AOL. They check out problem and say it on Bane end, not AOL fault. "You make Internet," Bane tell pickledick on phone, "it AOL fault if Bane not able to reach it!" Man call Bane crazy and hang up on Bane. It no Bane fault AOL stupid! Bane decide to go to Manhattan and teach AOL lesson.
Bane get to AOL in New York by Rockefeller Center, and about to teach some lesson over Bane strong knee, when Bane totally see Regis Philbin! Bane big fan of Regis. Bane only get four channel on rabbit ear, and ABC one of them (Bane not understand what everyone see in Lost though. Why Others not just kill stupid plane jerks? Anybody who let Party of Five cast member lead them not deserve cool island). So Bane walk up to Regis and tell Regis Bane big fan. He say thanks, and Bane tell him Bane should guest host some time. He laugh, and Bane smash trash can and tell Regis Bane serious. Regis get scared. Bane tell Regis to no get scared then tell Regis to watch Bane interview. Bane grab random woman and say "Hey lady, what you do?" She smack Bane and run away. It not Bane fault that lady not good interview. When Bane turn around, Regis gone! Stupid lady. If Bane ever see lady again, Bane intervew her...into traction! L!O!L!Z!
So Bane get to AOL and demand Internet. They tell Bane they no do that there. Bane grab refrigerator and threaten to eat all people lunch if they not give Bane Internet. They not budge. Bane find some tech geek and challenge him to push up contest and tell geek if Bane win, he give Bane Internet. He say he not able to do that, so Bane break back of geek. Bane about to TAKE Internet when someone throw SNAKE AT BANE! Who have snake in Internet building? Bane freak out and run from office. It turn out snake just rubber snake and apparently jerk read Bane Blog. If you read, snake jerk, you better watch back! Bane coming to break it!
It turn out, after all that, there actually mouse that live in Bane computer that live there since Bane find computer in trash. It chew on modem and ruin circuits before it die. Mouse lucky technology kill it or else Bane kill it WORSE.
Bane have new modem. It actually faster than other modem. Bane know reader probably not believe it, but modem go at 56k! That CRAZY FAST! Watch out Internet, Bane coming full speed!
See you soon!
Bane soooo excited about inclusion in Infinite Crisis and right after Bane post last post, Bane AOL dial-up connection go out! Bane get super mad and break complimentary AOL mousepad over knee. This took very long time since neoprene not want to break, but Bane very determined.
After Bane teach mousepad lesson, Bane call AOL. They check out problem and say it on Bane end, not AOL fault. "You make Internet," Bane tell pickledick on phone, "it AOL fault if Bane not able to reach it!" Man call Bane crazy and hang up on Bane. It no Bane fault AOL stupid! Bane decide to go to Manhattan and teach AOL lesson.
Bane get to AOL in New York by Rockefeller Center, and about to teach some lesson over Bane strong knee, when Bane totally see Regis Philbin! Bane big fan of Regis. Bane only get four channel on rabbit ear, and ABC one of them (Bane not understand what everyone see in Lost though. Why Others not just kill stupid plane jerks? Anybody who let Party of Five cast member lead them not deserve cool island). So Bane walk up to Regis and tell Regis Bane big fan. He say thanks, and Bane tell him Bane should guest host some time. He laugh, and Bane smash trash can and tell Regis Bane serious. Regis get scared. Bane tell Regis to no get scared then tell Regis to watch Bane interview. Bane grab random woman and say "Hey lady, what you do?" She smack Bane and run away. It not Bane fault that lady not good interview. When Bane turn around, Regis gone! Stupid lady. If Bane ever see lady again, Bane intervew her...into traction! L!O!L!Z!
So Bane get to AOL and demand Internet. They tell Bane they no do that there. Bane grab refrigerator and threaten to eat all people lunch if they not give Bane Internet. They not budge. Bane find some tech geek and challenge him to push up contest and tell geek if Bane win, he give Bane Internet. He say he not able to do that, so Bane break back of geek. Bane about to TAKE Internet when someone throw SNAKE AT BANE! Who have snake in Internet building? Bane freak out and run from office. It turn out snake just rubber snake and apparently jerk read Bane Blog. If you read, snake jerk, you better watch back! Bane coming to break it!
It turn out, after all that, there actually mouse that live in Bane computer that live there since Bane find computer in trash. It chew on modem and ruin circuits before it die. Mouse lucky technology kill it or else Bane kill it WORSE.
Bane have new modem. It actually faster than other modem. Bane know reader probably not believe it, but modem go at 56k! That CRAZY FAST! Watch out Internet, Bane coming full speed!
See you soon!
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