The Write Stuff!
Oh man, Bane been super-busy finishing up some writing! Bane probably shouldn't tell Internet yet, but oh well: Bane writing screenplay. It totally awesome screenplay that will make tons of money. Screenplay called Butterfly Justice. It about cop about to retire from police force. Cop say "Hey, hope nothing happen on duty this week! I want to retire!" But something happen: crook steal every butterfly from aviary at zoo. Cop go to investigate and find butterfly get replaced with flying razorblade! Razorblade totally cut up cop. It cut retirement cop eye right out of head (Bane not have name for retiring cop yet so Bane just call him Hey Cop), and cop wake up in hospital a week after he supposed to retire. Cops say "Hey Cop, go retire, we do some avenging," but Hey Cop say "No, it time for some Butterfly Justice." That where the name of film come from. Hey Cop say it a bunch more time in movie so people know what they see.
Meanwhile, bunch of robberies happening where butterfly come in and fly away with money! People try to stop butterfly but they get electrocuted when they touch butterfly. Hey Cop go do real investigating, and he find where butterfly fly to: huge invisible cave in mountain! Only Hey Cop can see it because Hey Cop eye get slashed out and now he have special vision power. Hey Cop go to cave, and find out that villain really a baby! Baby say he hate butterfly and show he Siamese twin, but other twin dead! He say brother died choking on butterfly net, and now he want show world that butterfly suck. He plan on replacing all butterfly with razorblade and make all butterfly steal all world money so they look bad. Hey Cop say "it time for Butterfly Justice" and shoot baby! But baby shoot electric out of eye and electrocute Hey Cop other eye right out of socket! "What you do now, Hey Cop, you no see baby anymore," baby tell cop, but Hey Cop say, "No need to see you with eye, Hey Cop see you with Butterfly Justice!" and punch through baby head! Baby die. It turn out that Hey Cop had fake eye in socket; real eye hiding behind fake one. Hey Cop release all butterfly on mountain and accept death of partner (that happen before movie. Bane go back and write flashback later).
What you think? Bane no need to really ask. Bane know it AWESOME. Bane bet reader face just melted onto keyboard and reader have to clean up face from between asdf! It okay, sometime Bane so awesome even Bane amazed. Bane have nibble from different independent production company, so finger crossed! Soon Bane own giant mansion with pool in shape of Bane bicep!
See you soon!
Meanwhile, bunch of robberies happening where butterfly come in and fly away with money! People try to stop butterfly but they get electrocuted when they touch butterfly. Hey Cop go do real investigating, and he find where butterfly fly to: huge invisible cave in mountain! Only Hey Cop can see it because Hey Cop eye get slashed out and now he have special vision power. Hey Cop go to cave, and find out that villain really a baby! Baby say he hate butterfly and show he Siamese twin, but other twin dead! He say brother died choking on butterfly net, and now he want show world that butterfly suck. He plan on replacing all butterfly with razorblade and make all butterfly steal all world money so they look bad. Hey Cop say "it time for Butterfly Justice" and shoot baby! But baby shoot electric out of eye and electrocute Hey Cop other eye right out of socket! "What you do now, Hey Cop, you no see baby anymore," baby tell cop, but Hey Cop say, "No need to see you with eye, Hey Cop see you with Butterfly Justice!" and punch through baby head! Baby die. It turn out that Hey Cop had fake eye in socket; real eye hiding behind fake one. Hey Cop release all butterfly on mountain and accept death of partner (that happen before movie. Bane go back and write flashback later).
What you think? Bane no need to really ask. Bane know it AWESOME. Bane bet reader face just melted onto keyboard and reader have to clean up face from between asdf! It okay, sometime Bane so awesome even Bane amazed. Bane have nibble from different independent production company, so finger crossed! Soon Bane own giant mansion with pool in shape of Bane bicep!
See you soon!
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