Friday, April 21, 2006

Cannibal Corpse!!!

BANE SUPER PUMPED!

Bane going to see Bane favorite band Saturday - CANNIBAL CORPSE! It going to be six-sided awesome! In fact Bane just do 27 push-up after saying name of band (Bane say everything Bane type while Bane type)! Bane remember when Bane hear Cannibal Corpse for first time. Bane just break open Arkham Asylum and in process, Bane tape of Ugly Kid Joe break. Bane get so angry Bane take extra 5 hit of Venom and then punch through pidgeon. Right after, KGBeast say "Hey Bane, Ugly Kid Joe suck. Check out this band" and hand me CC tape. Bane so blown away! Bane stay up to all hour of night playing Genesis and listen to Cannibal Corpse mixtape. Bane favorite totally Force Fed Broken Glass because Bane feel like that a lot. Bane take too much crap because self help book Bane steal from Salvation Army say Bane need to turn other cheek. Too much anger make Bane constipate. You no want to see Bane toilet with Venom shits after intestine loosen up. YUCK! (LOLZ!)

Bane let you know how concert go. See you soon!

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