Who THAT handsome devil?!?!

Anyone pick up Infinite Crisis #7?



IT BANE! ON COMIC COVER!

Oh man, Bane have great time in super-battle! Bane also pop up in Villains United: Infinite Crisis Special last week. Bane share page with Doomsday in that book. Bane hear big thing about Doomsday back in 90s, but Bane no meet him until recently. He kind of creep Bane out; smell like mix of used underwear and scuzzy water on inside of old tire. He always ask Bane for number of Bane agent, but Bane just say Bane leave number at home. Bane not even want to break Doomsday back. Bane just not want near him. He breathe through mouth and randomly cry. Bane think it because he bald. Doomsday need fresh head of hair like Bane. You no see Bane fresh head of hair because Bane always wear sweet mask. Some thing Bane like to keep for self.

You want Bane autograph on book? Just e-mail Bane and Bane give you address. You send copy of book and $15 and Bane autograph! (Bane not make any personal. What, you think Bane made of time???)

See you soon!