Civil Bore!
Bane get e-mail from poopdick name Nate. Nate ask Bane:
Dumb question, Nate. Bane totally on Cap side. Even though Bane totally jealous of Iron Man suit (Bane look super-diesel in armor, not like gay knight. Bane also not wear helmet so Bane able to wink at hot trim as Bane fly by), Cap have right idea in wanting to not work for government. Bane do temp work at government job one time. It HORRIBLE experience. Bane need 7 different kind of ID to get in building, then have to fill out every form that come across Bane desk in triplicate. They not even have polar water. Bane have to drink from tap, and water never ice cold like Bane like. It government! How they not have Polar water? Clayface live in junkyard, and even HE have Polar water! Bane drink from tap at home, but Bane want some perk when Bane do work for stupid chudminers in society. Gov-jerk-ment also tell Bane to take off mask. That not happen unless Bane decide it happen (another reason Bane not like Iron Man. Bane radiate machismo when Bane not wear mask; mask give Bane aura of mystery with ladies), so Bane make up excuse that it lotion mask and Bane face ultra-dry. Straw that break camel back come when Bane told Garfield desk clock not appropriate for office. "People get distracted when clock say 'Is it time for lasagna?' every hour," they tell Bane. Bane get mad and say "Bullshit! It lasagna time right now!" Then Bane overturn desk and jump through window to leave. Window jump not such good idea in hindsight since Bane work on 5th floor. Bane get dislocated shoulder. Stupid government work.
So Bane totally with Cap. Even though he dress like Village People reject.
See you soon!
Are you with Iron Man or Captain America?
Dumb question, Nate. Bane totally on Cap side. Even though Bane totally jealous of Iron Man suit (Bane look super-diesel in armor, not like gay knight. Bane also not wear helmet so Bane able to wink at hot trim as Bane fly by), Cap have right idea in wanting to not work for government. Bane do temp work at government job one time. It HORRIBLE experience. Bane need 7 different kind of ID to get in building, then have to fill out every form that come across Bane desk in triplicate. They not even have polar water. Bane have to drink from tap, and water never ice cold like Bane like. It government! How they not have Polar water? Clayface live in junkyard, and even HE have Polar water! Bane drink from tap at home, but Bane want some perk when Bane do work for stupid chudminers in society. Gov-jerk-ment also tell Bane to take off mask. That not happen unless Bane decide it happen (another reason Bane not like Iron Man. Bane radiate machismo when Bane not wear mask; mask give Bane aura of mystery with ladies), so Bane make up excuse that it lotion mask and Bane face ultra-dry. Straw that break camel back come when Bane told Garfield desk clock not appropriate for office. "People get distracted when clock say 'Is it time for lasagna?' every hour," they tell Bane. Bane get mad and say "Bullshit! It lasagna time right now!" Then Bane overturn desk and jump through window to leave. Window jump not such good idea in hindsight since Bane work on 5th floor. Bane get dislocated shoulder. Stupid government work.
So Bane totally with Cap. Even though he dress like Village People reject.
See you soon!
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