Memorial Bane!
Hey everyone, was Memorial Day awesome like it was for Bane?
Bane start out weekend thinking nothing exciting going to happen. Bane expect to just cook few of half package of soy franks Bane find dropped outside grocery store (some sucker loss is gain for Bane! That rhyme L!O!L!Z!) on hot plate. Bane like to cook on hot plate because it allow Bane to drain hot dog water and save for cooking other stuff, like ramen noodle. Mmmm...Bane stomach getting growly from thinking about hot dog water ramen soup!
Anyhow, Bane relax, trying to get SegaCD to work (Sewer Shark!) when Bane remember that community pool open on Saturday! Bane run out of home so fast Bane leave Bane-shaped cloud sitting in front of SegaCD.
Bane get to pool and there line of people 40 deep that want in. Bane shove past all stupid pickledicks to front of line. Ticket jerk say Bane have to go to back of line. Bane laugh and tell doofus Bane on guest list. He say there no guest list, so Bane reach through window and break back over knee. Bane tell ticket guy "Bane guess ticket punk KNEED to check again!" Bane hyper-funny. When Bane on, it 24/7.
Bane spend ALL DAY at pool. Bane love to do cannonball off high dive, but this year there no high dive! Lifeguard say safety restriction make them take down high dive, so Bane jump off lifeguard chair. It good enough.
One thing Bane forget in hurry to go to pool: sunscreen! Bane get super-burned. Bane have tank top and mask line all over Bane face and upper body. Luckily, Bane cut-off jean short keep knee smooth and ready for action.
(NOTE: Yes, Bane wear tank top in water, but it mostly out of respect for other people. Bane not want to make them super-depressed that they not ripped like Bane when Bane take off shirt)
After fun in the sun (more rhyme time! L!O!L!Z! Bane on fire today!) Bane walk home and find case of expired Spaghetti O's in back of grocery where Bane find half pack of soy dogs! They say it not good to eat food after expiration date, but Bane think that date just a suggestion. It just another way to make people buy food sooner so company make more money off dumbasses. Bane have great rest of weekend recovering from sunburn and playing Sewer Shark. Actually, Bane on level 3 now. Bane hope to beat game by end of June!
Now, if Bane only had some hot dog water ramen soup, Bane say this best weekend ever.
See you soon!
Bane start out weekend thinking nothing exciting going to happen. Bane expect to just cook few of half package of soy franks Bane find dropped outside grocery store (some sucker loss is gain for Bane! That rhyme L!O!L!Z!) on hot plate. Bane like to cook on hot plate because it allow Bane to drain hot dog water and save for cooking other stuff, like ramen noodle. Mmmm...Bane stomach getting growly from thinking about hot dog water ramen soup!
Anyhow, Bane relax, trying to get SegaCD to work (Sewer Shark!) when Bane remember that community pool open on Saturday! Bane run out of home so fast Bane leave Bane-shaped cloud sitting in front of SegaCD.
Bane get to pool and there line of people 40 deep that want in. Bane shove past all stupid pickledicks to front of line. Ticket jerk say Bane have to go to back of line. Bane laugh and tell doofus Bane on guest list. He say there no guest list, so Bane reach through window and break back over knee. Bane tell ticket guy "Bane guess ticket punk KNEED to check again!" Bane hyper-funny. When Bane on, it 24/7.
Bane spend ALL DAY at pool. Bane love to do cannonball off high dive, but this year there no high dive! Lifeguard say safety restriction make them take down high dive, so Bane jump off lifeguard chair. It good enough.
One thing Bane forget in hurry to go to pool: sunscreen! Bane get super-burned. Bane have tank top and mask line all over Bane face and upper body. Luckily, Bane cut-off jean short keep knee smooth and ready for action.
(NOTE: Yes, Bane wear tank top in water, but it mostly out of respect for other people. Bane not want to make them super-depressed that they not ripped like Bane when Bane take off shirt)
After fun in the sun (more rhyme time! L!O!L!Z! Bane on fire today!) Bane walk home and find case of expired Spaghetti O's in back of grocery where Bane find half pack of soy dogs! They say it not good to eat food after expiration date, but Bane think that date just a suggestion. It just another way to make people buy food sooner so company make more money off dumbasses. Bane have great rest of weekend recovering from sunburn and playing Sewer Shark. Actually, Bane on level 3 now. Bane hope to beat game by end of June!
Now, if Bane only had some hot dog water ramen soup, Bane say this best weekend ever.
See you soon!
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