Tattoo You!
Oh man, this SUCH bullshit!
So, Bane feel pretty good last night because Bane beat Sewer Shark WAY earlier than expected, so Bane get all hopped up on Venom and go out on town. Bane so hopped up on Venom that Bane finally suck it up and get tattoo that Bane always want. But jerk screw up tattoo!
Bane share a secret: Bane not so good around needles. YES, Bane have needles plugged in body to feed Venom, but they like telephone jack. Bane pass out around needle, and Bane pass out during tattoo. When Bane wake back up, Bane find out chode misspell "Attitude!" Bane not have "Attiude!" Bane not even know what is that!
Bane so angry Bane try to break artist back over knee, but knee too tender from tattoo, so Bane give jerkoff raincheck for pain and go to Taco Bell and take soft taco value meal off teenager and go home.
Bane stuck with misspelled tattoo forever. Oh well, at least Bane not have TRAMP STAMP! (SUPER L!O!L!Z!)
See you soon!
So, Bane feel pretty good last night because Bane beat Sewer Shark WAY earlier than expected, so Bane get all hopped up on Venom and go out on town. Bane so hopped up on Venom that Bane finally suck it up and get tattoo that Bane always want. But jerk screw up tattoo!
Bane share a secret: Bane not so good around needles. YES, Bane have needles plugged in body to feed Venom, but they like telephone jack. Bane pass out around needle, and Bane pass out during tattoo. When Bane wake back up, Bane find out chode misspell "Attitude!" Bane not have "Attiude!" Bane not even know what is that!
Bane so angry Bane try to break artist back over knee, but knee too tender from tattoo, so Bane give jerkoff raincheck for pain and go to Taco Bell and take soft taco value meal off teenager and go home.
Bane stuck with misspelled tattoo forever. Oh well, at least Bane not have TRAMP STAMP! (SUPER L!O!L!Z!)
See you soon!
posted by Bane! at 3:16 PM
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