Bane Superstar!
So Bane not around for while. Big deal, chill out pickledick. Bane have awesome new thing coming up! Bane going to appear at New York Comic Con! Two jerk that have show there ask Bane to make video. Bane say "okay, but it not Bane fault when Bane have best thing on show!" Then Bane laugh until jerk hang up phone. Bane LOVE that one!
Show at NY Jedi stage Friday @ 5PM, Saturday @ 11AM, Sunday @11AM. Come over watch Bane video. Then tell every nerd that Bane need TV show! Actually, Bane just want pitch meeting; Bane have bunch of great idea for TV show.
Bane probably not be at Con in person. Bane hate restroom line. Bane need bathroom access all day. Bane have to drain Venom sack often, if reader catch Bane drift.
See you soon!
Show at NY Jedi stage Friday @ 5PM, Saturday @ 11AM, Sunday @11AM. Come over watch Bane video. Then tell every nerd that Bane need TV show! Actually, Bane just want pitch meeting; Bane have bunch of great idea for TV show.
Bane probably not be at Con in person. Bane hate restroom line. Bane need bathroom access all day. Bane have to drain Venom sack often, if reader catch Bane drift.
See you soon!
posted by Bane! at 9:58 AM
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