Killer Croc Going To Be Killed Croc!
Okay, Bane fed up!
Every time Bane think Killer Croc turn corner, not such bad guy anymore, he screw Bane again. Bane sick of it.
The other day Killer Croc come over to see what VHS tape Bane find in trash recently (can someone say Red Dawn? Score one for Bane!), when he tell Bane he have something super cool to sell Bane! Bane not believe him, but then he pull out something crazy: Green Lantern power ring!
Holy crap, Bane not believe it! Actually, Bane NOT believe it. Croc say that because of Infinite Crisis Green Lanterns all confused and lots of rings floating around from dead Green Lantern. It sound convincing enough, plus Bane favorite color green. It bring out sparkle in Bane handsome eye. So Bane pull $75 out of special money hiding place and buy ring. That lot of money for Bane, but Bane think it a steal for something so powerful. Croc take money and then say he forget about meeting with Orca and have to run.
After he leave, Bane try ring on. Bane try making waffle iron with ring, because Bane love waffle. Nothing happen! It turn out to be plastic! Then Bane realize Orca dead, Croc know it plastic! Son of bitch!
Bane not able to find Killer Croc anywhere. Now Bane out $75 and not have any waffle.
Sometime you wake up Garfield, sometime you wake up Nermal.
See you soon.
Every time Bane think Killer Croc turn corner, not such bad guy anymore, he screw Bane again. Bane sick of it.
The other day Killer Croc come over to see what VHS tape Bane find in trash recently (can someone say Red Dawn? Score one for Bane!), when he tell Bane he have something super cool to sell Bane! Bane not believe him, but then he pull out something crazy: Green Lantern power ring!
Holy crap, Bane not believe it! Actually, Bane NOT believe it. Croc say that because of Infinite Crisis Green Lanterns all confused and lots of rings floating around from dead Green Lantern. It sound convincing enough, plus Bane favorite color green. It bring out sparkle in Bane handsome eye. So Bane pull $75 out of special money hiding place and buy ring. That lot of money for Bane, but Bane think it a steal for something so powerful. Croc take money and then say he forget about meeting with Orca and have to run.
After he leave, Bane try ring on. Bane try making waffle iron with ring, because Bane love waffle. Nothing happen! It turn out to be plastic! Then Bane realize Orca dead, Croc know it plastic! Son of bitch!
Bane not able to find Killer Croc anywhere. Now Bane out $75 and not have any waffle.
Sometime you wake up Garfield, sometime you wake up Nermal.
See you soon.
posted by Bane! at 4:35 PM
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