Movie Weekend!
Hey, what chucklenuts not tell Bane new Garfield movie out?
Bane not aware of film since Bane not get cable and Bane not read newspaper or magazine, since both just propaganda.
Oh man, look at that poster! Two Garfield? Bane not trust Garfield with crown. He look shady. Bane bet that Garfield up to no good, but not fun no good like REAL Garfield. Watch out, Garfield!
Bane remember when first movie come out. Bane sit outside theatre overnight so Bane first one in theatre. It turn out bad though. First, theatre filled with baby! So many baby in theatre Bane get up right before previews and yell to all parent "Keep baby in line so Bane able to enjoy movie, or back meet Bane strong knee!" Someone throw Milk Dud at Bane so Bane pull chair out of floor at throw at back wall. It screw up projector and delay movie 20 minute. When film finally start, Bane keep having to move for stupid kid that have mini-bladder! Bane finally hand kid supersize cup and tell him to pee in cup or Bane hurt his face! THEN, Bane enjoying movie but people keep complaining because Bane laugh too loud, or Bane keep talking back at screen. "Stop yelling 'Watch out Garfield!'" one jerk yell. Bane not find out who was it, but Bane get boot from theatre for being too loud! Such bullshit! Bane want to help Garfield, and Bane get lost in plot! Bane finally see movie on VHS and like it. But Bane bet sequel even better! Sequel always better than original.
See you at movies!
Bane not aware of film since Bane not get cable and Bane not read newspaper or magazine, since both just propaganda.
Oh man, look at that poster! Two Garfield? Bane not trust Garfield with crown. He look shady. Bane bet that Garfield up to no good, but not fun no good like REAL Garfield. Watch out, Garfield!
Bane remember when first movie come out. Bane sit outside theatre overnight so Bane first one in theatre. It turn out bad though. First, theatre filled with baby! So many baby in theatre Bane get up right before previews and yell to all parent "Keep baby in line so Bane able to enjoy movie, or back meet Bane strong knee!" Someone throw Milk Dud at Bane so Bane pull chair out of floor at throw at back wall. It screw up projector and delay movie 20 minute. When film finally start, Bane keep having to move for stupid kid that have mini-bladder! Bane finally hand kid supersize cup and tell him to pee in cup or Bane hurt his face! THEN, Bane enjoying movie but people keep complaining because Bane laugh too loud, or Bane keep talking back at screen. "Stop yelling 'Watch out Garfield!'" one jerk yell. Bane not find out who was it, but Bane get boot from theatre for being too loud! Such bullshit! Bane want to help Garfield, and Bane get lost in plot! Bane finally see movie on VHS and like it. But Bane bet sequel even better! Sequel always better than original.
See you at movies!
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